king-emare:

lmaoooo
“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.”
Anonymous said: Omg, I'm straight but just recently I talked to this girl and she ate me out and kissed me. Now I'm confused about life and my orientation. That was bomb head tho! Ayyyy 👅😸 sweeeeterthanaswisher: lmao , I bet 😂 that’s good that your first experience was good , keep experimenting , maybe you won’t be confused no more lol

Anonymous said: Omg, I'm straight but just recently I talked to this girl and she ate me out and kissed me. Now I'm confused about life and my orientation. That was bomb head tho! Ayyyy 👅😸

sweeeeterthanaswisher:

lmao , I bet 😂 that’s good that your first experience was good , keep experimenting , maybe you won’t be confused no more lol

“I’ve been in love with you since the moment I saw you. My heart was yours the first time you ever blinked at me. I didn’t realize it then because it wasn’t the right moment. But when we got close, my heart started to ache when we were apart and I knew I was in love. Yesterday, the days before then I was in love with you. When I woke up this morning, I was in love with you. What makes you think that I’m not going to love you tomorrow and the days after that? What you need to realize is that as long as my heart beats… It will always beat for you.”
“Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.”
kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…
kawaiigod: i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though (Source: zootedboy, via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

(Source: zootedboy, via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

princessthottie:

lolust:

mistakes


true
forever-rina:

 
eastnewyork:

Lmfaoooo
john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT
samebitch: teapayne: The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions (via w0nt)

samebitch:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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(via w0nt)